The sorta truth: Maybe I haven't been here for a million semesters, but it sure feels that way. 

The real truth: I have only 3 semesters to go. This I know because the semesters I have left to go is significantly less than the semesters I've lived through and that is always easy to remember.

Besides NOT doing math, I've been keeping myself NOT doing homework and falling in love with Dan Cummins. Dan Cummins, for those of you who don't know, is a great sorta up and coming comedian. Over Christmas break, whilst watching Comedy Central with my older brother, Dan Cummins came into my life. He's hilarious, let me tell you. His jokes are super funny....

Prime Example: I just recently saved a bunch of money on my care insurance...by fleeing the scene of the accident.

But I think the funniest thing about him is his facial expressions. He just has this look on his face that is so serious. Most comedians laugh or at least smile while they are doing their routines, but Dan, no, he's totally serious. I think it makes him like 847874 more times hilarious.

Sorta Truth: If he would come to SVC, I would give him my first born.

Real Truth: I don't plan on ever having children, so this would never actually occur, but it sounds pretty serious and enticing, no?

You oughta check him out. Just Google him. The first 20 or so links are him. So when I say up and coming, perhaps I am lying and he's actually been around forever and I've just heard of him. But I'd like to think that I discovered him. Is that so wrong? 8)

I've included his pic above. What a Goofy guy.