The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed forward Miroslav Satan to a one year, 3.5 million dollar deal.  Already, the headline puns and jokes are coming in:

Pens make deal with the devil.

I wonder if Satan will wear number 666?

Ray Shero will sell his soul for a Stanley Cup. 

Why doesn't Satan play for the New Jersey Devils?

Penguins set to go skating with the devil. 

Satan doesn't play as a goalie because only Jesus saves.

Will I go to hell if I wear Satan's jersey?

Badger BeezulBob Johnson (this one is a stretch, but it's also my favorite)

Satan, whose name is not pronounced the same way as Lucifer's, will hopefully be a great addition for the Pens.  He's getting up there in age, but playing with Sidney Crosby will make you forget how old (or bad) you are.