To Armours, To Armours!! It is the 4th of July, and I have declared my independence through macaroni salad and and irrelevant picture. Read More The Best Day of Work--EVER! This week, I had the best day of work that I ever had with my current summer job. Prepare to be amazed! Read More Alexander Supertramp, you are my hero! I have been reading a lot in the past couple of weeks, and instead of complaining about work some more, I decided to fill the world in on what I am doing that I am actually enjoying. Read More Oh, only to breathe underwater like a ninja for a little while longer. It is nearly midnight, and I have decided to keep a dream journal. Clearly, I am going mad, but not really. Read More My silly job and Montana Sometimes my job makes me giggle due to its ridiculousness. It would also be helpful if I could spell "ridiculousness." I always want to put an "e" instead of an "i" for some reason... Read More Virus Scanners, 5 AM and Teeny Little Injuries Some times my virus scanner make me angry. At other times 5 AM makes me angry. But teeny little injuries always make me angry. Read More Factories and the Website I am working in a factory again this summer. It is a bit less than fun. Also, I noticed some things about the SVC website that I would like to comment upon. You also get to see some shiny paint cans from the theater that I took a some pictures of. Read More Sometimes I hear a toilet flush and it makes me want to beat my face against a wall. Well it is the first day of finals week, and I do not think that I have failed any of my tests yet. Alas, tomorrow may change that encouraging trend. Also, I believe I will start freaking out if I hear a toilet flush too many more times while I am trying to sleep. Read on if you are entirely confused. Read More Finals, and Hutchapalooza Well next week is finals, but last week was Hutchapalooza, and it was superb! Also, check out Generation Magazine on the English Major part of this (the SVC) website! Though the lovely picture here was not taken at Hutchapalooza, it was taken on that night, so it sort of counts. I did not have my camera at the actual concert, sadly enough. Read More Gas Prices, Springfest and My Birthday Well I believe the title sums it up rather nicely. This is mainly about my weekend, and the beautiful arm painting that I received. Read More No, I am not convinced that my Nalgene bottle will kill me There has apparently been some sort of a study that has people convinced that reusable plastic bottles will stage some sort of revolt and kill their owners by way of BPA hormone disrupters. I do not believe in this rumor. Also, everyone on campus should recycle, starting . . . NOW! Read More The Seduction of Spring Spring is my favorite time of the year. Ever. I wish that I could be outside all of the time instead of those silly "necessities" such as class and papers. Read More Hiccoughs, (or perhaps hiccups) and Horses Today I let you into the strange secret of my life. It involves hiccups, or hiccoughs if you prefer, and I also talk about horses some more, and dogs and cats for good measure. Hooray! As an added bonus you get to see a picture of my cat Nala. Yes she was named after the character in the Lion King, but the first "a" has the long "a" sound instead of the short "a" like in the movie. Either way, it is a way better name than "Tiger" for a tabby cat. Read More Why, yes! Telepathy would make me a more productive person! The book that I have just finished reading made me think of telepathy quite a bit. I have decided that it sounds like a good idea. Interestingly enough, I am not thinking about talking with others, just a word processor. What can I say, it is me. (Insert smiley face here.) Read More My Internal Struggle at the Library Well, it is Easter break, and I should be working on a paper. I did try really hard, but I just got caught up in my own head. Which is a pretty crazy place to be. It kind of reminds me of the "The Far Side" comic strip. Just in case you are wondering, the photo displays what happens when the sun hits a CD at the correct angle, it creates a rainbow, and I am in the same room with it alone . . . Read More We have been gone for two hours, and what did we buy? A necktie and a spork. I believe that many of the things that I do are silly, and the aforementioned statement sort of sums it--the weirdness--into a neat package. Also, I would like to say that weekends are my favorite because they contain no tests. (The photo was taken behind my house during spring break by the way.) Read More The Ramblings of a Lunatic at 11:08 AM I am feeling increasingly loopy today. It is actually a reasonable hour, and I am not making sense to myself, let alone to anyone else. I suppose that writing this journal is sort of a warm up for the paper that I actually have to write. Maybe that will not be quite as incoherent. (Even my photo is vague and incoherent.) Read More “College is a place where you broaden your mind and then you want to punch people.” You may be wondering why I would make such a silly title for my journal. The fact is, one of my closest friends here at SVC said that after people made a travesty of something that she feels very strongly about. This is a very serious subject that is close to her heart and close to home, and I really want people to understand instead of just being unaware. Read More Ninjas, Horses and Kitty Cats Well the past couple of days have been interesting. I rode a horse, played with a kitty cat, and got attacked by ninjas. What did you do? Just in case you haven't noticed, I have a picture up of me and Jack! Read More Three Rocks and Some Soy Sauce I am apparently a natural at ice skating. I would also like to introduce you to some of the stuff that I consider to be decoration for my room with which incidentally includes three rocks and some soy sauce. Read More Sometimes I Wonder If My Analogies Make Sense Only In My Head Through a series of fairly typical events I have decided that I have the attention span of a toaster. This particular toaster is broken. It is broken in such a way that the little mechanism that holds down the bread to cause it to become toast does not work. This means the bread will actually never become toast, because the bread does not stay in the toasty area long enough. So, I am a broken toaster. Read More Another Year, Another Semester I am once again back at SVC ready for a new semester. This time I am excited about all of my classes, and I believe the semester will be a good one. I have also discovered that if I leave a clear bottle of water on my desk, whenever I bump the desk, the top of the water tells me that T-Rex is coming. Read More Packing the Pitiful, yet Precious, Posessions. It is almost time to go back to SVC and learn stuff. Maybe I am ready. Maybe I am not. Either way, I have too much stuff, and too much to read for my own enjoyment. Read More Digital HD has nothing on reality. So I suppose I have been slacking in my journaling, but that is what vacation is for. I took a walk today, and it is amazing what you can see when you walk a road you have known your entire life, and see it with new eyes. Read More I Found a Flock of Snails. What Did You Do On Your Christmas Vacation? It is the fist magical week of that superb time of year known as Christmas vacation. Now if only I didn't have to work. That would truly be superb. Not only do you get to hear about my job, but you get to see what my life is like when left to my own devices (i.e. the snails). Read More Who likes finals? Certianly not ME! I suppose the only way to summarize this blog is to tell you that I wrote it at 1:00 AM the day before my Literary Criticism final. Also, I believe that it is rather disjointed, and I apologize. You also get to see a picture of my good friend Crisp Kringle. (He was photographed on my Literary Criticism book, I might add.) He is a pretty cool guy. Read More The Most Delightfully Magical Day of the Year! Today, December 3, 2007 is the most magical day of the entire school year. Why? That is for me to know and for you to find out. I also write about the evils of microwave popcorn. It can give you lung cancer, you know. Read More Keys. . . I have discovered that everything that I do ends up ridiculous. My entry is the story is my pathetic attempt at going home for Thanksgiving. There is also a picture of my dog, Lady, which makes the whole mess totally worth the time. Read More The Demon Shower, The World's Largest Revolving Door, and Hamlet Um, I suppose that the title is sufficiently confusing and intriguing to entice you to read this blog. If you ever wished to know anything more about a Demon Shower, the World's Largest Revolving Door, or Hamlet, you should probably read this. If you are seriously doubting my sanity, you should probably read it as well. I promise the random jumble of syllables that composes the title will make more sense if you read. Read More Scheduling, Founder's Day and Fire!!! This blog answers the questions always bugging the average reader. What is the deal with scheduling? What is Founder's Day? and Why do you have a pink T-shirt with "Barbie" on it? Read More «Previous Page · Next Page»