Well kids, I would like to wish all of you a happy 4th of July. It is on this momentous date that our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence and symbolically spit in the eye of the highest leader of the land at the time, the King of England. I believe that we can learn something from our forefathers. Despotism should not be tolerated! Stifling rules and taxes will not be tolerated! Who needs your tyrannical tea? Certainly not me!

    So, to commemorate our forefather’s insult to the king, our country now eats large quantities of grilled meat and explodes imported fireworks. Interesting… Well the important thing is, I am not at work, I made macaroni salad, and now I get to loaf around all day. What a divine example of rebellion.